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Halo 3: Starry Nights

Have you guys seen this : http://www.josephkosinski.com/main.html
Can't remember the link thingee-ma-bob, sorry.
The fella, Joseph Kosinski, he's been tapped to do the remake Logan's Run and Tron.

The Universe to Scale

For my fellow science geeks: http://www.nikon.co.jp/main/eng/feelnikon/discovery/universcale/index.ht...
You could be here for a while.

Leeroy Jenkins WoW legend

Leeroy Jenkins. We live and we learn. Sometimes we laugh.
http://www.leeroyjenkins.net/leeroy-jenkins-videos.htm
copy/paste, and giggle. Love ya, BleedN

Transformers

It's been a while.I miss you guys.

Transformers
Happy Holidays. BH.

Ivy Baldwin Dance

For its seven-year anniversary, Ivy Baldwin Dance's website got one-hell-of-a facelift. If you’re not familiar with Ivy Baldwin Dance, that's okay. I married Ivy Baldwin, so I hear about these things. And now, there is no good reason why you shouldn’t learn about the disturbing genius I married.

Ivy Baldwin was born unto Robert and Judy Baldwin. She was a bright and cantankerous child. Willed. Much of her youth was spent sailing around the Caribbean. Her friends at the time were Henretta and Josephine. Henretta was a seagull. and Josephine was a Baracuda. While in truth Henrietta was actually hundreds of different seagulls that landed on the boat, to Ivy they were all Henrietta; and, yes, there were thousands of silverbacked dagger toothed baracuda following there boat around, but they were all Jospehine to Ivy.

Curse of the Golden Flower and Jesus Camp

Two Moives on the Horizon:

First the good news, from the House of Flying Daggers' producers next high-wire kick ass kung fu drama that is loosely based on a play by Cao Yu, called Curse of the Golden Flower backed by SONY. Am I wrong? Or did Sony handle Spiderman as well. These guys are playing nice with my childhood fantasies. Speaking of which. Hear comes a weird flashback from my youth, Jesus Camp. Did you guys go to church as children? Did it ever make you cry? In exstacy? IMDB provides of this

Pirate for Congress

In Iowa, James Hill, a self-proclaimed drunken pirate, is running for congress, and his website is hilarious.

Here are a couple sections that I think are well beyond awesome:

This entire lay out was designed by my Samoan Body guard A.J. Sorenson at my own expense.

The guy has a friggin Samoan Body guard who is a web desginer. Sweet!!

Do not expect me to get on the band wagon of heart wrenching divisive social subjects. This is how the standard Politicians have kept us distracted while they sold their votes to the highest bidders. I have opinions on everything and many good ideas to be shared thru the campaign. My goal remains to remove the money from politics, by giving you a candidate who takes no money.

Movies: The Good, The Bad, and the Hopeful

Last night me and the lady went and saw The Illusionist, with Edward Norton and Paul Giamatti. Save your money people, because this movie is farking awful, cheesie (as in old stinky cheese), and filled with fake beards and mustaches. I dig both the main actors enough to watch them just eat breakfast, but their latest work is a two-foot high smoldering pile of shite. It's so bad I'm not even linking the trailer.

On the good side, last week we saw Little Miss Sunshine, and that was flat glorious. Funny, painful, unpredicatble (to a point). Steve Carell is wickedly funny, as is the whole cast. Well worth your time and money. It will massage your inner pathos, and tongue kiss the cynic in ya. It's the first movie that's made me feel really good in a very long time.

More Than Enough Hoff For Everyone

Someone at work today told me google Hasslehoff's new video, Jump in My Car. OMG!!! Look for T-shirt, "Don't Hassel the Hoff." And of course the sign in the background that says, "What you need is hot cup of Hoffee."

So, this same buddy of mine had to break into a rant comparing Hoff's career to William Shatner's. I thought that was going a bit too far. After a little internet investigation I discovered that some people out there believe that Hoff's charisma is supernatural, even evil, as in the devil.

Dark Matter Hiding in Shaodws Found

Dark Matter. Ya know, I had a feeling that, not to far off there would be somebody screaning they had proof of Dark matter, especially after NASA lost it footage of the moon landing. Also a crazy Russian mathematician solved a 100 yr old 3-d conundrum

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